Forget speed dating, Susie F has introduced a completely new concept in dining, called “Speed Eating”….
Exactly as it says on the box, you choose a restaurant, rush there, eat quickly, don’t drink then get the bill immediately you’ve got your last mouthful in from the main course
My gorgeous husband goes one better: get the bill AS you order the main course and don’t enjoy yourself at ANY cost: that way , you can be guaranteed to be home before the football starts on the TV………….

The Great Raymondodoulou and I have serious indigestion but we’ll do it all over again another day, I’m sure!

Course, what we need to do is forget restaurants and just do “drive through eating” then we need never stop the car from leaving home to getting back again! Perfect!